Adventures in overthinking, under sliming, and accidental gardening
A whimsical anthology of slug-sized wisdom, misadventures, and garden drama.

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A whimsical anthology of slug-sized wisdom, misadventures, and garden drama.
Slimothy is no ordinary slug. Between his dirt mold allergies, his obsession with potting benches, and the suspicious half-eaten tomato scandals that plague the Bright Wild, life is anything but simple. Light enough to ride an eggplant like a royal steed, he faces each day with the blind optimism of a creature who once declared himself “upper management” in a garden with no employees.
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